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“We pledge not to post pictures of beautiful people cross-legged on mountain tops. There won’t be anything religious in here, either. Or crystals.
Linda and Marion

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Fuck It
We get it – sometimes you’d rather pick the peas from the back of the freezer than meditate …
We’re the No1 Book To See You Through 2021 – says Metro
Metro asked us for some advice about New Year resolutions, and kept in the swearing, which we enjoyed. …
My Mind Won’t Shut Up! Meditation for people with short attention spans. Our book’s out now!
You can buy our book at all good bookshops – there guys are especially nice.
A Really Interesting But Often Overlooked Aspect Of Consciousness…
Hold on to your didgeridoo, we’re going to talk about the open nature of consciousness… er, what? Come …
Meditating With Beastly Emotions
This bunny's raging Meditation gives you space to be honest about how fucked off you are One of …
Are You Waiting To Feel Better Before You Meditate?
You want to meditate but not today because you feel lower than whaleshit but meditation is your way …
Be Kind To Yourself When You Meditate – You Numpty!
Being kind to yourself when you meditate is extremely important – we show you how to keep on …
Living With Smelly Goats
There's always going to be something that pushes your buttons… or smashes the buttons with a hammer and …
Your Body Is Aways Now
Your body doesn't live in the past or the future. It's always in the present moment. That's why …
Why Meditating With A Hangover Is A Life Enhancing Skill
Meditating with a hangover takes balls and is a life-enhancing skill!
Thoughts Aren’t Really Real
Your thoughts are not really real – they're usually stories that you've made up about what's happening, They …
Sunrises, Waterfalls And Piles of Balanced Stones Have Bugger All To Do With Meditation
Serene-looking people on Photoshopped beaches give a false sense of what it’s like to meditate. Your life may …
Nothing Like A Global Pandemic To Bugger Up Your Plans!
If you're finding it hard to deal with uncertainty at the best of times, the global pandemic can …
Kindness Kicks Arse
Showing affection isn’t something you talk about much in the pub But bring to mind when someone decided …

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